Deadpool and Wolverine

The sort of film you go into with extremely high expectations, and it somehow manages to exceed all of them. You thought Hugh Jackman’s career as Wolverine was over? Well, I’m pretty sure he’s going to keep going until he’s literally dead. You thought the multiverse thing was overdone? It is, but they managed to incorporate it into the film as a plot device rather than the foundation. It was entertaining, gory, cringey, funny, nostalgic and original all at the same time. I loved every minute of it. ...

My Oxford Year

I wanted to watch a cliche rom-com with a couple of good looking people who fall in love, and that’s exactly what I got.

The Amateur

Good, but not memorable. Rami Malek and Laurence Fishburne are a great recipe for success, and Rami definitely carried the movie. It has been many years since I last watched Dr. Robot, so it was great to see him in a similar role again. With that said, two days after watching the film, I had no clue what it was about. While I enjoyed every moment, and seeing Rami in his domain, the lack of memorability speaks for itself. ...

Happy Gilmore 2

Just Adam Sandler having fun, and spreading his infectious joy to his friends, family and the audience. The directors did a great job at making this film accessible to those who never watched the first one. As a typical feel-good, Adam Sandler film, it was entertaining but flirting with cringey. What made it great is realizing that both of his daughters played key characters, and that a lot of the supporting cast are other actors, musicians, athletes or comedians that are likely his friends. ...

Death of a Unicorn

I didn’t love it, but it’s hard to hate a time travel film. Subpar acting with a cool idea and a lovely ending make it worth the watch. I loved how the film really portrayed the changing dynamics of gender over the last 50 years without feeling neither misogynistic, sexist or feminist. Even though the acting was slow and tier 2-ish, I got really invested in the two main characters and the journey of their emotions. ...

Our Times

One of those movies that could have been much better than what it was. I really wish this film came out better. It was original. The premise was enticing. It had some satirical comedy. It was a bit dark. It had Paul Rudd, which I’m personally a big fan of. It had all the ingredients for success. Unfortunately, it wasn’t. The graphics felt underbudget. The film felt like it was rushed. As good as Paul Rudd is, he can’t carry a bad cast. ...

Ticket to Paradise

Right place. Right Time. Right Circumstances. The film delivers a ticket to a timeless lesson delivered in the least cringy way possible by a Rom Com. A classic heart-warming RomCom that exceeded all of my expectations by having a lovely cast led by George Clooney and Julia Roberts. It’s funny. It’s real. It’s silly. It has a great cast. It’s no masterpiece, but it’s filled with surprised and totally worth watching. ...

The Fabelmans

A “semi-autobiographical” film that’s more accurate than most biopics. I knew nothing of Spielberg’s early life before this film, and could tell this was a story he’s been wanting to document for a long time. I love how much enthusiasm Spielberg has had for film making since an early age. It takes one ADHD slightly autistic individual with a hard upbringing to know one - and Spielberg is definitely one. I could empathize with him much more than I ever expected. ...

Dream Scenario

Classic Nicolas Cage in a role designed specifically for him, in a plot that’s engaging and traumatizing at the same time. I didn’t love the film, but I couldn’t stop watching it. Classic Nicolas Cage at his best. If you’re in the mood for an original plot, about the up and downsides of dreams, fame and being careful of what you asked for, this is a good choice. Though it’s not a masterpiece, I can’t stop thinking about it. ...

It's What's Inside

An EXTREMELY original take on the body swap trope. This has cult classic potential. The plot is original and engaging. The execution and cinematography are exactly what’s needed. The acting is solid, but was lacking JUST A BIT to make this an easy 5 stars. I’d recommend this to anyone who is in the mood for a “body swap” movie with a few dark twists. Might even be something I re-watch in the future. ...

Mountainhead

AI? Tech? Billionaires? Steve Carell? HBO Max? Looking at the above, this movie felt like it was meant for me. The first 20 minutes feel like a Silicon Valley special that we’ve all been waiting for. I started picking real world entrepreneurs to associate with each character. Jeff was Dario Amodei, Venis is Sam Altman, and I didn’t pick anyone in particular for the others. From there, it’s just a slow and painful decline… ...

American Fiction

I really enjoyed American Fiction and related to the main character more than I ever expected. The main character is Black. I’m white. He’s a professor in academia; I’m a CTO in the private sector. He’s an author by trade; I’m an engineer. He’s in his 40s; I’m in my 30s. We’re both single. We both have high expectations of ourselves and those around us. We don’t want to give in to mediocrity. We’re annoyed at the world around us. We get frustrated by incompetence and stupidity. ...

Uglies

It’s not that common that I don’t finish a movie, but I have no interest in finishing this one. The plot is okay, the acting is fine, the special effects are cool, but together it’s just overplayed. This film may have stood its ground a decade ago, but it has to be 10x better than hunger games to compete today. There’s too much other good stuff out there that I wouldn’t waste my time on this. ...

Woman of the Hour

This films leaves an impact. Every actress in this film that portrayed a victim showed a differing but real range of emotions and I couldn’t help but feel for everyone who was hurt along the way. It’s hard to believe that a serial killer appeared on a national dating game show… But, the triumph that comes when the runaway teenager makes sure he gets caught is a win for everyone. Her emotional intelligence in asking him to keep it a secret because she’d be embarrassed herself is brilliant. ...

The Menu

The Menu is reminiscent of “The Bear” if you were to give it a dark twist and some thrilling suspense. Some movies are entertaining, some are thrilling, some are fun, some are heart-warming, some are thought-provoking, some leave an impression, but this one is the definition of original. I had no clue where things were progressing, what twists to expect, what backstories the characters would have and loved every moment of it. It reminded me of “The Cabin” from many years ago, but with more sophisticated and with class. ...

Andrew Schulz: Life

I watched this Netflix special over the course of a few nights instead of doom scrolling Instagram before bed. I have to say that choosing standup over instagram is a pretty good middle ground when I’m not in the mood for TV, but still need to turn off my brain before bed. The best part about this special weren’t just the jokes, but the balance of Andrew’s charisma, kindness and politically incorrect jokes as he exuded both comedy and a heart-felt emotion off stage. ...

Killers of the Flower Moon

This film required 3 sittings to watch. It was good, informative, well directed, but would have been nothing without Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert De Niro. The story was one worth telling, but nothing stood out. The actors were okay, the cast was okay, the story was okay, the filmography was okay. It was all okay. Leo and De Niro, as always, killed it as actors. They managed to depict the personalities of real individuals who were greedy, but also honest and confused. They carried the entire film and the rest of the cast kind of just revolved around them. ...

Martha: A hard-working perfectionist who got really unlucky

To Martha: In case you ever read this, I just wanted to say that you deserve better. Thank you for agreeing to do the documentary. Mad respect. Would love to visit your home for a brunch or dinner if the opportunity ever comes up. ✌️ I’m projecting, but will go ahead and say that if you’re a late 80s or early 90s millennial from the US, Martha Stewart is most likely one of three things: ...

Family Switch: A new and fun cast for a classic old story

This movie is nothing special, but it’ll scratch the holiday spirit itch when you want to watch a classic body swap story. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone, but I’m afraid to admit that I would watch it again next time I’m in the mood for this exact sort of film.

Queenpins: Entertaining and Surprisingly Informative

I’ve been on a “light-hearted” movie kick lately, and Queenpins is was a great addition to the set. It’s easy watch, entertaining, funny, but also surpsinginly informative. It even scratched the business-nerve in me and I didn’t even see it coming. It’s crazy how much of this story is based on real facts. The police recovered $40MM of counterfeit coupons. Tthe more entertaining bit is that they did actually use boats, guns and cars to “clean” the “dirty money”. Apparently the police seized cars worth $240,000, 22 guns and a 40-foot speed boat. ...

Old Dads: Not an Old Movie, but it's good those good ol' vibes

A great film for the guys out there when you’re looking for something lighthearted and fun. I probably would have found this a bit boring or cringey if I had watched it in my 20s, but as a single male, aspiring father, entrepreneur early in his journey, in my 30s, this was perfect. How the directors portrayed the CEO in his 20s was on point. The level of woke-ness of the company was cathartic but necessary, and masterfully not overdone. ...

November 28, 2024 · ⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 174 words · Rotten Tomatoes

A Family Affair

Exactly what you’d expect out of a fun light-hearted rom-com with Zac Efron where he plays a celebrity that’s full of himself. When you’re in that sort of mood, and it’s your things, this movie is worth the watch.

September 16, 2024 · ⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 39 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Wild Wild Space

Very fun and informative film if you’re not in the aerospace industry. A must watch if you’re in tech, a nerd, enjoy documentaries or are interested in space to any degreed. If you’re deep in the industry, I have a gut feeling you might be watching it and calling out all the inaccuracies as I do when I’m an “expert” in something. Here’s some context I got from a friend in the industry: ...

September 15, 2024 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 2 min · 216 words · Rotten Tomatoes

AKA Mr. Chow

Not bad, but also not my favourite film to watch on an overnight flight. I had never of Mr. Chow in the past and his character drew my attention. I can’t say I was inspired or in awe, but I believe there’s a lot to take away from his story and self confidence. He’s not hesitant, loves what he does, aims for perfection and is someone I have deep respect for after watching the film. ...

Anyone But You

A rom-com is part of my regular “burnout recovery” routine, and this was exactly what the doctor ordered :) After a few tough weeks at work, I took half of Friday off, went on a walk in the Botanical Gardens, spent some time in the Sauna, made a nice dinner and started eating while watching this film. The improvement in mood was unparalleled. For a rom-com to be good, everyone on the cast has to have a lot of fun making it. You can tell that Glen and Sydney were having a blast with every moment. Though the supporting cast was “weaker”, they did what they had to do: support. ...

No Hard Feelings

No hard feelings really knows how to hit your feelings hard. As a single 31 year old male that would like to have a family one day, I felt everything that Maddie never said. The fact that Maddie was played by Jennifer Lawrence, someone whose charisma, beauty, and talent I’ve admired for years, made it all the more real. In addition, having grown up as a nerdy late bloomer in school, I was able to relate with Percy just the same, though through a more nostalgic lens. ...

November 5, 2023 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 193 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Oppenheimer

Three hours flew by as you watch a brilliant man with a brilliant team challenging the boundaries of science while being challenged by the world. Projecting myself, feeling for him, wishing to be him and wishing to never experience his main all come about immediately. As an engineer in a leadership position, and an aspiring scientist who is looking to create world-changing innovations, I found myself inspired and fearful of Oppenheimer’s struggles and successes. Moments like “you’re just a politician now” hit too true to home on weeks when I spend not too much time building, but the ability to advocate for change and gather resources that comes with such klout is a necessary evil. ...

August 10, 2023 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 2 min · 268 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Barbie

Not unlike the iconic toy, “Barbie: The Movie,” delivers a serious message without taking itself too seriously, all packaged in a plastic and fantastic shell. The film manages to be funny, uplifting, and entertaining on the outside while rooted in an important message. Delivered by a powerful cast, the writers have found a delicate balance that satisfies or exceeds everyone’s expectations. I saw the “Barbie” movie and it’s a solid 10/10. Far from bland or generic, it showcased great artistry and messaging, impressive political nuance, and I found myself laughing loudly several times. This movie will go down as one of the greats. ...

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE

One of my all-time favorite movies. This film had it all: plot, character development, romance, graphics, originality, suspense, comedy and fun in all the right does and balance out perfectly. Graphics - I watched it in theatres on my 31st birthday, and the only thing that compares (unsurprisingly) is the first film in the series. The tad bit of 🍄 definitely helped heighten my senses a bit, but that was just a bonus. Every seen was different, unique and had so much going on. Sometimes I would just pay attention to the walls and you don’t even realize that the paint is flowing down to represent the flow of emotions. ...

Suzume

Really reminds me of “Your Name”. A lovable character, a true love and an original story. Not much more to ask for.

Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

Surprisingly multi-dimensional. When I first started watching this film, I thought that the choice for the computer graphics design was unique, but I was blown away when I learnt that it was stop motion. The film’s title seemingly targets children and fans of the classic story of Pinocchio, but it is so much more. It’s a children’s story, but it makes a bold statement of fascism, alludes to many biblical stories (such as Jonah and the Whale), and lets the goddess of death play a key role. The film reflects on the boundary between life, death and immortality, all while making us remember and appreciate that it is those around us whom we should never take for granted. ...

January 21, 2023 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 125 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Bullet Train

EEE: Exhilarating, Entertaining and Eccentric. The amount of fun that Brad Pitt and the rest of the A-star cast had filming literally spills off the screen. It was dark, funny, action-filled, and kept surprising you around every corner. The pace never slowed down and the amount of effort and originality was peaking at every moment. For example, I loved the 5 minute montage of The Wolf’s life, just to have him be killed 2 mins later. ...

January 21, 2023 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 96 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Avatar: The Way of Water

It might not be the film that changes your perspective of life through self-reflection, but it is beautiful, emotional and makes you present. The suspense, music, characters and visualizations almost made me tear up in a few scenes.

January 16, 2023 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 38 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Tenet

10/5 The definition of a must-see. Christopher Nolan never disappoints, and this film was a reminder of that. There are a few movies I end up watching more than once, but I’m already looking forward to seeing Tenet a second time. The movie devoured my entire focus causing 2.5 hours to fly by (or did they?), bent my brain in multiple directions, and opened my eyes to new ideas.

January 14, 2023 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 69 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

A fantastic cast, a hilarious plot, a genuine lead, appropriate accents, and a plot that actually feels original. It was entertaining, scary and serious at just the right times. I’d call it a breadth of fresh air.

January 13, 2023 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 37 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Enola Holmes 2

Sometimes I forget that Millie Bobby Brown isn’t even 18, but is as talented as someone who has been doing this for a decade because she has! The writing had a couple of surprises, but nothing mind-blowing. The chemistry between Elona and Sherlock was on point, but the rest of the cast only played a supporting role. I enjoyed the film, but felt like there was an opportunity to leave a bigger impression. ...

Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

Absolutely Phenomenal! Alisha Weir is nothing less than a prodigy, and I’m excited to follow how her career unfolds. The entire production is fun and captivating. Every actor aced their role (acting, singing, dancing) and every character had just the right amount of screen time, and played the right part to tell Matilda’s story. I will very happily rewatch this film if the opportunity arises.

All Quiet on the Western Front

A tantalizing film that simultaneously felt real and fearful. I knew exactly what every individual was going through, from moments of fear to happiness, relief and mania. Being drawn in and out of reality, sometimes numb to what’s around you, while hanging on to the short-lived moments of glimmer. The unfounded nationalism of war by children and their seniors knowing their chances are slim. The soldiers fight in the dirt, while the politicians negotiate alongside freshly baked croissants. The film made me feel for what was, and appreciate what is. ...

January 1, 2023 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 90 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Avatar

It might not be the film that changes your perspective of life through self-reflection, but it is beautiful, emotional and makes you present. The suspense, music, characters and visualizations almost made me tear up in a few scenes.

December 25, 2022 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 38 words · Rotten Tomatoes

House of Gucci

A captivating story behind a brand almost everyone recognizes. The film wasn’t mind-blowing, but the performance by Lady Gaga and Adam Driver were phenomenal, so I’d recommend it for that reason alone.

Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

Definitely, a must-watch for any real Dragon Ball fan. It’s fun, original, entertaining and caters to the fans. However, “Dragon Ball Super: Broly” set such a high bar a few years ago, it’ll be hard to top, but still 100x better than the movies from decades ago that we shall not speak of.

November 27, 2022 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 53 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Prey

A thriller that’s shot beautifully and progresses slowly. Didn’t blow me away, but it’s a good 1.5 hour film, and I’m excited to see the franchise grow.

September 17, 2022 · ⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 27 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The King's Man

A very fun continuation of the series that, though less graphic, still captures the same essence with a fun twist on history. I, embarrassingly, didn’t know that Rasputin was a real person so there was an educational aspect to it, and I’m looking forward to the next movie in the prequel series.

September 10, 2022 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 52 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Paper Tigers

An unknown but unexpectedly great film. It’s easy to tell where the budget had to be cut on special effects and actors, but the story, the lessons, and the ambiance the cast brings to the table is all worth the watch.

Hustle

An unexpectedly awesome movie. As an Adam Sandler fan, who doesn’t watch sports, this film was fun, engaging, inspiring and definitely worth a watch.

Everything Everywhere All at Once

Exceeded absolutely every expectation I could have had, and I went in with none going in. The film is high-paced, entertaining, original in more ways than one and a cast with more chemistry than I expected. The lessons and meaning provided by the screenplay are timeless, as the film is itself. More importantly, it was delivered in a way that’s funny but not cheesy whatsoever. It also reminded me of a lesser-known film called “Mr Nobody” from 2009. ...

Turning Red

As a native Torontonian, it was fun to finally see a Pixar film based in that setting. Though it didn’t stand out alongside Pixar’s unparalleled lineup, it was just as awesome, fun, beautiful and heartwarming as any other film they’ve produced.

Top Gun

It’s hard not to love a performance by Tom Cruise from a classic hit. However, even though its name and fame has stood the test of time, I don’t think the actual film did quite as well.

Dual

A low-budget peculiar film. The vibe the characters bring to the table is very nuanced but appropriate. The premise is unique, but I feel that it had a lot more potential that wasn’t uncovered.

Spider-Man: No Way Home

ABSOLUTELY MIND BLOWN! This film is a must watch, whether you like super heroes or not. It has taken me a long time to get to this movie and I was blown away in every way. I didn’t know that spiderman was just a temporary MCU character with all the history between Sony and Disney. I didn’t know that the movie feature all the previous spidermans, and I had no idea how multi-verse like this film was going to be. ...

CODA

Didn’t know what to expect because how interesting could a coming-of-age film of a girl in a deaf family be? However, after it won the best picture I was enticed and was not disappointed. I’m not sure it’ll stand the test of time, but was very enjoyable and made me feel good.

Eternals

A great parallel to the whole Marvel universe that I was never aware of. It’s not as mind-blowing as “Age of Ultron” or “Endgame”, but definitely still entertaining and worth a watch. At the same time, it’s great to see the cast expand to have actors I love such as Kit Harington and Harry Styles :D

The Adam Project

A great lead actor with a cliche, over-done, unoriginal sci-fi story unfortunately doesn’t make it good.

Free Guy

A relatively original idea, led by the always funny Ryan Reynolds, showcasing Joe Keery in a different lens, with a big budget to make everything look cool. It’s worth watching if you’re up for something different and easy to watch, but I can’t say it left an impression.

Yesterday

An awesome feel-good movie with an extremely original plot twist that takes you down a path you don’t expect. You can tell it’s a low-budget film, like the Beatles’ songs, but I truly believe it’ll stand the test of time. This song made me appreciate music as a language I’d love to master.

Encanto

My favourite Disney movie since Frozen! The musical numbers simply took it over the top. I love the fact that it wasn’t centred around the love affair of a prince and a princess, but rather the relationship within a family. A lot of the pressure people are feeling at work and in their personal lives these days were portrayed well, and the film managed to teach great lessons without feeling cheesy. ...

January 23, 2022 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 94 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Social Network

I remember watching this movie in 2010 when it just came out, and I just rewatched it in 2022 during its last month of Netflix. It is fascinating how much time has passed, how things have changed. When the movie came out Facebook was still cool to kids. Today, Gen Zs don’t even sign up for Facebook and it is left for “that thing your grandparents use”. Mark Zuckerberg was a pretentious, ill-tempered CEO, and has turned into a global figure who is under scrutiny from everyone, and semi-regularly testifies in front of the US government. Though it is still debatable what his intentions are, he has matured a lot as an individual. ...

January 15, 2022 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 181 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

Can’t say it’s a must-watch, but if you enjoyed the Harry Potter films growing up, there’s no reason you shouldn’t watch this one either. The documentary is a play on your nostalgia and emotions. It brings you back into the magical world of Harry Potter & Hogwarts we all learnt to love growing up. It’s hard for me to say how attached one would be to the whole world if they didn’t read the books or watch the films as they were coming out, but I did! ...

Don't Look Up

Absolutely amazing! I’m not really sure where to start. The top-notch cast? The satirical comedy? How true everything is to reality? The CGI? The parallels it draws with the real world? The casual romance? The sad truth of what’s happening in the world? Everything about this film was absolutely amazing. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this film since I watched it and neither can my family. If a similar end-of-the-world type scenario were to take place in the real world, I think it would play out in the exact same way: you get dismissed, you go to social media, the world gets divided, fun and crazy things happen, and ultimately the truth comes out. ...

January 3, 2022 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 175 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Matrix Resurrections

The film did a very good job at appealing to its original fanbase, but similar to how the second and third films in the trilogy were nothing compared to the iconic original, this wasn’t any different. It passed the time, felt cathartic, is worth a watch with some friends when you want to have some fond memories from 20 years ago, but it was nothing spectacular.

Tick, Tick... Boom!

As a musical fanatic, I absolutely loved everything about this movie. It is a must see if you like going to musicals or watching musical Disney films. Andrew Garfield’s singing and dancing caught me by surprise, and you could tell there was chemistry between the entire cast. The story was heart warming and what makes it even better is that it’s all based on a true story. I was captivated at every step along the way. ...

December 18, 2021 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 151 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Gunpowder Milkshake

An odd form of satire where I can’t tell if the movie tries to take itself seriously or not. The action seasons feel like everyone is trying too hard because the main characters weren’t trained for fighting so something just feels off the whole time…

Red Notice

Funny, entertaining and does have a fair bit of charm. I’d recommend it to anyone who is looking for a casual brainless Friday night.

Dune

I don’t have much to stay about the film other than the fact that it was “Okay” but was entertaining to watch because of the commentary my friends and I included along the way. I don’t know if there’s TV trope for futuristic fantasy with middle-ages elements, but that’s what this film is. They had bag pipes and ancient customs, combined with spaceships we can’t even imagine. Not the type of movie I’d particularly recommend to anyone else. ...

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

A silly but light hearted, fun, and surprisingly entertaining film. It helps being a Rachel Mcadams fanboy.

EVANGELION:3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time

The first three movies in the series were exciting, interesting and unique at every single step along the way. This last film, for lack of a better word, was simply INSANE! I have know idea what was going on half the time or what to believe in, but was in constant awe and endless though. I feel that there was a lot of religious symbolism that flew over my head, but I do plan to rewatch it after watching the documentary and doing some reading to get better context of all the different elements. The animations, character development, storyline were amazing. ...

October 18, 2021 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 116 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Cruella

I was looking for a fun and nostalgic Disney movie to watch, but this far exceeded all my expectations. It was a stunning performance by Emma Stone, supported by a very strong cast, and I’m glad it was not just a live action remake of 101 Dalmatians. The film managed to have true character development without taking itself too seriously. The visual effects were stunning and realistic, and it all somehow managed to come together very well. ...

September 21, 2021 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 77 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

This movie was absolutely amazing in every single way. The graphics and action sequences felt unique and perfect for the big screen. The chemistry between the characters couldn’t have been better. It’s funny to think that half of the main cast was the same as “Crazy Rich Asians.” :) The comedic relief was funny and helpful to the plot, without being neither cringy nor excessive. Even though the plot was relatively simple and straightforward, it had original aspects which did not make it seem too boring in the traditional sense. ...

September 15, 2021 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 167 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Dig

A slow paced film with a simple plot that somehow managed to strike a very deep emotional cord. The acting felt natural and authentic that it was hard not to fall in love with the characters. In particular, I also loved the camera movement at different parts of the film.

September 12, 2021 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 50 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Boss Level

A partially comedic, partially dramatic action film that is a fun way to spend an evening if you’re in the mood for this sort of thing. It obviously doesn’t go very deep, and though the plot has original pieces to it, it is pretty simple. Overall, a fun twist on groundhog day that won’t stand the test of time (no pun intended) but is entertaining nonetheless.

Raya and the Last Dragon

A cliche Disney story with beautiful animations but it didn’t feel like the type of film that’s going to stand the test of time. Perhaps I’m simply getting too old for this…

How I Became a Super Hero

I liked the vibe and originality of this somewhat different superhero movie, but the character development was a little too abrupt. Taking on responsibility, developing relationships and changing one’s mindset felt like it was missing depth.

I Care a Lot

Suspenseful, original and kind of fun. There was a great cast where everyone really owned their roles, and it surprisingly exceeded all of my expectations.

Bill & Ted Face the Music

I wanted a stupid movie to turn my brain off with Keanu Reeves and this was exactly it. It was entertaining and fun, but definitely not a masterpiece that’ll last the ages. With that said, a Friday evening with friends and this movie in the background could be worth it.

Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo

My review of the second film sums up exactly how I feel about this one as well. The best part is that this wasn’t simply “more of the same”. It was equally as original, equally as breathtaking, jaw-dropping and simply amazing. Even though most of the characters are the same, the writers did an awesome job at character development that we simply fast-forwarded through.

Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance

I thought I loved the first movie in the series but the second one stepped it up to a whole new level. I give it 6 stars :) I love the art in the films. The characters are simple and “anime-like” but the amount of effort and detail that is put into every single seen is immense. Everything from Eva’s battle scene, to Tokyo III turning on its solar pannels, trucks driving along the intertwined roads, and the battles against the Angel’s are breathtaking. I would compare the art to the recent “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse” or the recent “Dragon Ball Super: Broly”. ...

WeWork: Or the Making and Breaking of a $47 Billion Unicorn

A very entraining look into the rise and fall (and maybe risk again?) of WeWork. At times it was engaging, ridiculous, exciting and educational. I wouldn’t want to watch this film in a theatre, but watching it with my roommate at home and pausing every 5 minutes to discuss or look things up was a great Friday evening.

Bo Burnham: Inside

Hilarious, cathartic, original, hits close to home, timely and well produced. I absolutely loved everything about it.

Army Of The Dead

Would’ve been an okay “waste” of time if it were 1.5 hours, but 2.5 hours was way too long. The film was neither too funny nor dramatic. The cast was okay but not great. The plot had potential but wasn’t intriguing. There wasn’t a single particular bad thing that stood out but it was just a very long film for something that felt like it had no point, lesson, feeling or mood. ...

The Trial of the Chicago 7

An amazing cast depicting an inspiring and educational story. It passed the time, I learnt a few things, and did enjoy it, but can’t say that it’ll stand out in my memory in a few years.

Somm

If you have any interest in wine but have never heard of a Master Sommeliers, this film is a must-watch! If you are already knowledgeable or don’t care too much for anything wine-related, this is not worth your time.

As Good as It Gets

An original film I’d recommend others to watch, but it made me feel so uncomfortable that it was hard to justify a high rating.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Minus the origin story, this was more of the same as the first Kingsman film, which is exactly what I was looking for! The fighting scenes are shot in a very original way and are extremely engaging. The directors are not afraid to kill of any primary characters. The cast grew even stronger with people like Elton John, Channing Tatum and one of the main characters from Narcos. The balance of humour, seriousness and ridiculousness is perfect. I’ve got absolutely no complaints and looking forward to the next film in the series! ...

February 1, 2021 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 111 words · Rotten Tomatoes

100 Things

The first half of this movie was amazing: funny, original, entertaining, quirky, etc… I was going to give it 4.5 stars. However, the second half got way too cliche, way too corny, and tried to deliver a huge life lesson that was outside the scope of what a film like this can communicate.

The Game

A mind-bending thriller that kept me on the edge of my seat the whole film. The plot was original, the actors were fantastic and every scene in the film had a purpose. This was really fun to watch with friends and discuss what’s going to happen along the way. I must also add that the late 90s had a series of really amazing films and am upset at the lack of similar films in modern times. ...

January 25, 2021 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 76 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Wolfwalkers

A beautifully animated film with a simple plot that’s worth watching when you want something Pixar-like but different.

January 25, 2021 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 18 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Hidden Figures

An inspirational and educational movie that really brings to light how much the world has improved over the past 50 years. However, this also makes one question what kind of norms we accept today which will sound absurd in another 50 years.

Frozen II

A great feel-good movie that should be on everyone’s list though it is not as iconic as the first one. Original music with great animation were supplemented by hilarious comic relief from Olaf and Kristoff. Though the second half of the movie was pretty by the book, but the first half reminded me of how I felt after first watching Shrek with two hilarious moments standing out: Kristoff’s 90s boy band pop music song. Olaf hilariously introducing the character of Samantha.

Soul

A good heartwarming and beautifully animated film that is definitely worth watching, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to see it a second time. There were a few scenes where the background was rendered to be almost photorealistic, but Terry’s 2D character overlayed on top of it was mindblowing.

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

Surprisingly exceeded all my expectations! The first movie felt a little too “stupid” for me, so I was slightly hesitant to watch the second one but am glad I did. It was satirical, funny, original, entertaining and not TOO ridiculous. After watching “The Spy”, my respect for Sacha Baron Cohen skyrocketed because I realized he is an extremely multi-dimensional characters. Everything he does as Borat is legitimate acting and takes skill; he’s not just being himself. ...

November 9, 2020 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 200 words · Rotten Tomatoes

A Whisker Away

After watching “Your Name”, I was really craving another anime. This one wasn’t quite as impressive, but heartfelt, beautifully shot, and original nonetheless.

Enola Holmes

Millie Bobby Brown carries the movie in the eccentric world of Sherlock Holmes but with her own twist. I can’t see myself ever rewatching this film, but the action-packed, lightly-comedic and original plot was a refreshing change. Most importantly, the film had a strong cast with great chemistry.

Parasite

Deserved every award it won and much more. This high paced thriller is original, beautifully shot, entertaining and surprising at every moment. Gone girl is the closest thriller that comes to mind over the past decade, but it is still unparalleled to Parasite.

Assassin 33 A.D.

A low budget film with character that isn’t objectively amazing, but entertaining, a lot of fun, and with an original plot line. The intersection of terrorism, time travel and religion is a big undertaking. At times, the movie as hilarious, cringy, querky, or just outright serious trying to deliver a real message. My emotions are really mixed, but I would say that it’s worth it if the premise of the plot entices you. ...

The Platform

This film exceeded all of my expectations. Though it is a gory thriller, it is packed with meaning and food for thought. It is only the plot and character development that make it stand out though. It accurately depicts our society of how those at the top are greedy and are never satisfied with what they have, while those at the bottom resolve to dire measures in order to survive. ...

Uncut Gems

As an Adam Sandler fan, I was extremely disappointed by this film. There was no plot, no character development, and really no point. It felt like the whole film was mindlessly jumping from one scene to the next. I could see how the director aimed to depict what was going through the main character’s mind, but if it’s not interesting or enticing, it’s a waste of time.

Kung Fu Panda 2

I’ve been really craving a good feel-good animated film that is also interesting, but this did not fit the bill to the point where I didn’t even finish it. It just felt empty and aiming to continue a profitable franchise rather than tell an original story with a great set of characters. I’m looking for something like WALL-E, but have yet to find it.

Moana

I don’t think it’ll stand the test of time, but it was still very fun, light-hearted, beautiful animated, and has a great soundtrack.

Onward

One should watch all Pixar movies at one point or another, but this one will not be memorable. I love Pixar films. The music, the characters, the feels, the plot. Movies like Ratatouille, Up or Wall-E are entertaining for both young and old, make you see the world from a new perspective, and dig deep into your heart. Onwards was beautiful and fun, but felt way too cheesy and “unrealistic” in the sense that it just didn’t make too much sense. It had a lot of potential and great setup, but simply felt like it tried too hard. ...

Knives Out

A fun and suspenseful crime drama that doesn’t take itself too seriously, but also keeps you intrigued at every step along the way. In addition, the film has a 5-star cast!

The Irishman

A good movie with an interesting storyline and interesting characters that are worth watching, but I would suggest watching it in 3 or 4 parts. I feel as though the film wanted to achieve “legendary” Godfather status, and therefore tried to do too much.

Meeting Gorbachev

A candid recollection of Gorbachev’s memories and opinions about the Soviet Union. He is one of the few people in the USSR who was legitimately kind-hearted, well-intentioned and wanted what’s better for everyone, with or without communism. Given all the horror stories I hear of Russian from my parents, and the current political landscape, the world is lucky that a man like this was given the option to lead a large state when it was an international “superpower”. ...

February 17, 2020 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 78 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

A horrifying story with a great cast and great acting that makes you question everything everything along the way.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Strong cast. Not really funny. Not really entertaining. Doesn’t live up to the old Jumanji at all. A waste of time in my opinion.

Murder Mystery

A mindless, fun and entertaining film with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston that passed the time. It’ll meet your expectations.

Joker

I was simultaneously overcome with curiosity, empathy and fear. Drowned by the sea of emotions, coming in wave after wave knocked me senseless and left me disoriented. Like being in the sea, I loved every moment of it, but I was also glad when it was all over and I was back in my safe home. This is one of the best films of the year. If Arthur Fleck doesn’t mean best actor, it’ll be a very dark joke. ...

The Laundromat

Not at all what I had expected, but it fascinated me and exceeded my expectations in the weirdest of ways. You’ll learn something new, you’ll be entertained, you’ll be kind of creeped out and confused at times, but overall, you’ll be happy that you set through the film. It is a mockumentary type version of The Big Short, with a much lower budget. I can’t tell if the film was made out of haste, or passion, or interest, but I never wanted to take my eyes off even though I can’t say that I loved it. ...

Tolkien

I’m only about halfway through the film, but can’t say it’s very captivating… It’s beautifully filmed, and tells a good story, but the entire movie is very one dimensional and lacks any sort of character development.

Love Actually

One of the best feel-good holiday-season rom-com chick-flicks. A must watch for everyone :) 12/30/2023 Update Re-watched it with the whole family (mom, dad and sister) and it’s still a great film. The humility that an early 2000s movie makes it feel real, authentic, relatable and doesn’t feel like it’s trying to aim for high box-office returns. I also have to say that whoever put together the cast had a great eye for talent. ...

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1

I love Jennifer Lawrence, and this movie was not particulary bad, but I watched it over 4 different sessions which goes to show how “plain” it was.

Long Shot

Exceeded all of my expectations! Not a film that’ll win major awards, but it was extremely funny and entertaining. The concept was original, the chemistry between the two main characters was phenomenal, and it is a great film to watch when you just want to kick back, relax and feel-good. There was a fine balance between seriousness, comic relief, and plain ridiculousness. The magnification of real-life events (i.e. having a stupid president) was very appropriate, and I’d definitely love to see Seth Rogen do more of these. ...

Avengers: Endgame

It’s not easy to tie up all the loose ends, satisfy everyone, and create an entertaining film when the universe and backstory is so large, but Avenger’s Endgame did just that!

November 10, 2019 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 31 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Disaster Artist

I did not watch “The room” prior to this film, but this was simply amazing. It was historical, cringy, captivating and confusing all at the same time. James Franco is a phenomenal actor!

October 15, 2019 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 33 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Aladdin

Just a trip down nostalgia lane with nothing special. I was very impressed by the graphics though!

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Surprisingly great! The acting was refreshing, and it was a great follow up to endgame. There was legitimate character development, AMAZING action sequences, and comic relief that was cringy but still fun to watch.

Get Smart

An outdated spy comedy film that is either neither smart not funny. A strong cast, with a high budget and a couple of funny jokes, may make it worth watching if you’re looking for a way to “turn off your brain”, but there’s really nothing else.

28 Days Later

While I can see how this movie may have been original and captivating when it was first released, it definitely did not stand the test of time. I watched the first half on a plane, and had no interest in finishing it.

Always Be My Maybe

A fun, relaxing, entertaining, light-hearted film with an absolutely killer Keanu Reeves scene in the middle.

General Magic

An origin story everyone should know about finally brought to light, but the lack of a happy ending feels like it doesn’t do justice to the people behind it. \n\nAll of the “latest” startup advice I find through articles, books and social media advice that one should always build something people need and love. This often means some sort of small iteration on an existing idea or product with a killer feature that brings mass adoption. The unfortunate truth is that mass adoption is the only way a company or product can survive, regardless of how cool the tech is, or how passionate the engineers are behind it. In addition, profitability is something that must also come sooner or later depending on the business. This film is a testament to that fact. ...

Avengers: Infinity War

A glorified high budget version of the runaway Trolley dilemma. It’s hard to dislike this film due to the amazing graphics, awesome action sequences, and the shere fact that it brings all the superheroes together. However, it’s not the type of film you watch for character development or deep insight.

The Lion King

A beautiful “national geographic” film that tries and fails to trigger the inner child and long-lasting connection many of us have had with the film. It definitely did not live up to the original. The original animated film is a classic. A cliche story with great music, fun animations, and even brings a tear to your eye. However, the live action feel is way too close to reality. The animals look real, and it makes me feel uncomfortable to see them talk, sing and dance. The songs feel like they were cut short, the classic moments feel forced, and while it did pass the time, I cannot say that I enjoyed it. ...

Pokémon Detective Pikachu

A cliche movie, trying to do to much in too little time, but is still worth watching because POKEMON! The movie set up a bunch of different subplots, background stories, and characters, but everything just went way too fast and was way too short. We were introduced to the main character’s best friend in the beginning and then never saw him again. There were only 2 minutes of self-reflection throughout the whole film. The main actor meets his dad, and then they become best friends all of a sudden culminating in a happy ending. This is all super cliche, but was some ...

I Am Mother

A sci-fi film that seems pretty typical at its surface - “Robots take over the orld” - but is much deeper underneath. This film is brilliant and is in the same ranks as ex-machina. I absolutely loved it! === Spoiler === In the beginning of the film, daughter is asked whether she would risk her own life to save the life of 5 others. The ethical question of whether the quantity of lives or “quality of lives” (doctor, thief, etc…) matters more. By the end of the movie, we learn that it’s the quality (i.e. the best daughter) is the one that comes out on top. ...

The Sixth Sense

A classic that definitely stands the test of time. A moving and captivating plot, with amazing actors, that progresses at exactly the right pace. Some scenes felt like they were cut short, but everything that needed to be said was. Some of the scene transitions felt a little sudden and out of place, but it did not detract from the film at all. It simply goes to show how much cinmeatography has progressed over the past 20 years. ...

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

One word: revolutionary. This film is one of the very unique cases where I wanted to give a movie more than 5 stars. The story is a tad bit cliche (origin story, someone gets hurt, hero realizes their potential, climax, fight scene, happy ending, etc…), but even an overdone concept (multiple universes) still managed to feel original. It was engaging, funny, and entertaining all at the same time. Most importantly, the art! It was extremely refreshing to see something unique. I have no words to describe how what I saw, but it was mesmerizing and unlike anything I’ve experienced before. I wish I had watched this movie in theatres. ...

The Miseducation of Cameron Post

I’ve been a little upset with the lack of “Chloe Grace Moretz” in the spotlight recently, but was pleasantly surprised by this movie which exceeded of all my expectations. The story was raw and real. The actors, lead by Chloe, did a great job at drawing empathy and compassion from the viewer.

Dragon Ball Super: Broly

This movie exceeded all of my expectations! The back story was fantastic and answered so many questions I’ve always had. There were half a dozen moments where I would pose a question (while watching it with a friend), and 2 minutes later the film would answer it. This is hard for any film to do! As expected, the plot was pretty straightforward, but the backstory accounted for it. More than half the film comprised of one large fight, but it went by extremely fast. ...

Mad Max: Fury Road

This was a very good, original entertaining film. Great cinematography, original concept, a little weird and different from anything I’ve seen before. However, I can’t say it blew me away or provoked some sort of innate feeling or thought. It’s worth watching but was overhyped in my opinion. I really enjoyed the fact that there was no forced romance, and no sappy background story about why the girl didn’t have an arm. The film didn’t try to fulfill any cliche expectations. ...

The Post

I absolutely LOVED the cast! Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, Alison Brie, Bob Odenkirk (Saul Goodman) , Jesse Plemnos (Game Night, Black Mirror etc…), Zach Woods (Silicon Valley), Carrie Coo-n (The leftovers), etc… As someone who doesn’t recognize too many actors, this one was filled with a ton of actors I love. The plot was based on a true story, and mainly revolved around the events of one evening, but was still extremely captivating. It was interesting, fun, thrilling, exciting and educational. ...

December 31, 2018 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 2 min · 250 words · Rotten Tomatoes

First Man

Another film where Ryan Gosling shows his acting versatility. The film provides an insight into Neil Armstrong’s life that I hadn’t known. His monumental step on the moon was already depicted as an adventurous, heroic and exciting. It was scary and dangerous for obvious reasons, but the film provides a fresh insight into the struggles he had to endure.

Movie 43

I really think this movie is underrated. It’s weird and stupid as hell, but it’s frikkin hilarious! It has a great cast, an original plot(s), and is unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. Sometimes I couldn’t even believe people came up wit this type of shit. My suggestion is too watch this film when you’re a little inebriated ;)

Crazy Rich Asians

A classic feel-good rom-com with an original twist. I really enjoyed it.

Deadpool 2

In a politically correct world where everyone seems to be overly sensitive to the slightest jokes, I’m glad we have films like this. The film is funny, gory (but not unnecessarily), cliche in just the right ways, remains true to itself and breaks the 4th wall in a very well written way. In my opinion, the writers of deadpool don’t nearly get enough credit!

August 11, 2018 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 64 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Fahrenheit 451

Olshansky was too lazy to write a review for this one…

Ocean's Thirteen

I somehow missed the memo that there was an Ocean’s 12 and jumped straight from Ocean’s 11 to Oceans’ 13. The actors are great, and the storyline is fine. It wasn’t as original as the first, and it’s not necessary a must watch, but was still kind of entertaining.

Ocean's Eleven

I’m almost a couple decades late, but I felt like I had to watch this movie. It’s definitely a classic.

Coco

A beautiful, warm and heartfelt film that is worth watching but not very memorable in my opinion.

Ready Player One

An already childish easy to read book that appeals to the slightly older crowd via 80s pop culture references turned into a blockbuster that has nothing to showy or than millions in flashy graphics. The book had some interesting gaming concepts, insights, and really made you fear the dystopian virtual world. However, the film did nothing but maintain the original skeleton and did nothing that gave the story true life and emotion. ...

5 Centimeters per Second

It was beautifully drawn and narrated, but I don’t think it’s for me…

Your Name

I’m new to anime so I don’t have a lot of films to compare this to. Your name was beautiful both emotionally and to the eye. It was entertaining but also but also thought-provoking. If you accept some of the weird fantasy aspects, this films simply makes you want to cry.

Training Day

Two fantastic actors acting out the sad reality of corruption. This film felt real, raw, creating a ton of suspense and having the perfect amount of character development. It was paced impeccably well and had the perfect balance of comedic relief, blood-filled scenes, and basic conversation.

The Shape of Water

A really cool fantasy, in a good setting with an intriguing plot. However, the plain cinematography and lack of character development left hungry for more. The “monster” and Elisa were alone at the start and that’s how they ended. Each character had a role to play, and they simply acted out the steps. Overall, it lacked the level of depth and thought that I was expecting from an oscar winner. ...

The Spacewalker

Olshansky was too lazy to write a review for this one…

The Circle

The book was made up of interesting elements, but was subpar at best. It was meant to convey a distopic future closely correlated to our current world, but was a far cry from 1984. Though the film had a strong cast, the plot was thin. It felt jumpy, didn’t delve into the details and simply tried to cover all everything written in the book. It felt like it was trying to tick checkboxes, and ended up doing a lot of things poorly rather than a few things well. The ending felt expedited either because they realized the film was getting too long or because they ran out of funding, but it felt awkward… Not Emma’s best role unfortunately… ...

Game Night

This movie had a few moments that made me lol, but it wasn’t good by any means. The overall concept was pretty meta, but the movie was really dumb. I’m really surprised that it had such good reviews…

Black Panther

The first half was beautiful, interesting and original. The second half felt rushed, full of cheesy moments, stupid character decisions and really ruined the film for me.

Seven

Olshansky was too lazy to write a review for this one…

February 5, 2018 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Icarus

Very well produced, provides an interesting view of things, but not very insightful.

The World's End

A surprisingly entertaining and funny film that takes such sharp turns you’re continuously entertained and bemused throughout. With an amazing intro and very basic comedic first half to the movie, it’s crazy how quickly things escalate. While some moments are intended to be sarcastic and overdone, it was impressive how well the realistic ones blended in. A fantastic film to watch if you’re in the mood for a comedy with a twist. ...

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

A decent story line, cheesy characters, amazing graphical effects, a lot of dry humor culminating in a film that’s fun to watch but won’t be memerable.

Captain Fantastic

A plot that’s not too far fetched, a family you wish actually exists somewhere in real life, and a reminder that we should not mourn but celebrate when we lose the ones we love. One of the best movies I’ve seen in the past year.

Train to Busan

It’s been a while since a good zombie movie came out and this one did not disappoint. However, zombies were only a medium of transportation for delivering and exposing raw emotion and empathy that is parallel by very few films.

Before I Fall

I was hoping for a new and interesting take on groundhog day, but got another teenage drama instead…

The Founder

A fascinating movie that makes you root for the bad guy as he embodies the American Dream, screws over the little guy and creates something you love.

The Lobster

I have to say that this film was original, challenging and brilliant. However, it made me cringe and feel that it couldn’t end sooner about halfway through.

Doctor Strange

This film met my expectations exactly. It was another superhero film, so nothing too deep or strange about it. However, Cumberbatch’s usual witty and funny persona really reminded me of Sherlock. A man of brilliance and with power that also helps the film feel light and not take itself too seriously, even when it does. The graphics were absolutely breathtaking, and everything else was very well done.

Logan

Olshansky was too lazy to write a review for this one…

Becoming Warren Buffett

Rating this film feels more like rating Warren Buffet as a person. The film itself was perfect, making it feel like Warren was speaking to me the whole time. A very good use of old footage, current footage, and getting to experience Buffet’s life in different atmospheres. It felt like there was little friction and no wall between us. The brilliance, success, kind-heartedness, humility and humbleness of Warren Buffet comes across crystal clear, and his investing career is just the cherry on top. ...

Alien: Covenant

A thrilling and suspenseful thriller that looks really good but filled with bad characters. The characters that are good ar times so cliche that it makes the film cheesy. In order to fully enjoy this film and understand what seems to be the whole plot, one has to sign up to watch the whole series: Prometheus, Alien: Covenant, and whatever else is coming.

The Edge of Seventeen

This film was too true to real life, especially when you have a 17 year old sister…. The acting was phenomenal. I loved the role the character and role that the teacher played. It brings across the point that shit happens, things change, and you just need to move on. This message was delivered through such a realistic story that I was astounded it was just a film.

February 4, 2017 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 68 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Accountant

Thrilling original characters, supported by a strong cast, which is tip-toeing on the balance of how much the viewer can accept as not too far fetched. The film includes a brilliant mind, good old school karate chops, a family quarrel, tons of cache and a mild romance. Thought it might sound cheesy, Ben Affleck manages to make it seem real.

January 22, 2017 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 60 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Lion

A beautiful well shot film that would not have been enticing if it wasn’t based on a true story. Learning about how much it deviated from reality was upsetting, and while the acting was good, it felt incomplete.

Why Him?

I’m not really sure why I watched this film, but I do have to admit that it was very fun and laid back.

La La Land

I went to watch this movie because of Ryan Gosling. While I’m not Emma Stone’s biggest fan, I love and admire her acting ability. As a lover of musicals, I was very pleasantly surprised 1 minute into the movie when I found out it was also a musical! The music was great, the story was lovely and the camera angles and transitions were both fun and original. I don’t think my review can do the movie justice because the number of golden globe awards it’s winning (as I’m writing this), and the review by Chris Hartwell (in The Hart Beat) speaks for itself. ...

December 9, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 139 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Hell or High Water

An honest film with some real character that lacks a point and excitement.

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Very different than other superhero “origin story” films but I absolutely loved it. A teeange spiderman, with a hot Aunt May, a supersuit from Tony Stark. This is unlike any other spiderman I could have ever envisioned, but it still managed to keep the fun and responsible essence that your friendly neigherbhood spiderman is at heart.

December 9, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 56 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Arrival

Movies like this don’t come around every so often. Original, intentionally slow and so well crafted that I simply couldn’t believe it was possible.

December 6, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 24 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Spirited Away

Full disclosure: I do not watch a lot of anime and am not really familiar with Japanese mythology. A storyline that made me feel both sad and uncomfortable. Characters that I connected with but also feared. A unique 2D drawing style intermingled with what seemed like 3D modeling. Vibrant and appropriately selected either way. Dynamic scenes had some sort of flow to them so the movie never felt static. Overall, this film felt like a distant dream I had on LSD that resonated through my bones and tingled every emotional thread I have. I can’t say I loved the movie, but I did love everything it had to offer. ...

December 3, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 109 words · Rotten Tomatoes

A Fish Called Wanda

I watched this over thanksgiving and must say that it’s a great, warm, simple, fun movie that the whole family can enjoy even though there are some PG rated scenes. The characters had very little depth, but the storyline itself was a little more convoluted in a good way. I was happily surprised by the turn the story took in a few spots, but the characters are still very cliche fitting very specific roles. ...

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

A great movie that any Harry Potter fan will want to see, but not a must for all the others. I felt like I was engrossed back in the Harry Potter Universe. While wizardry and magic is not a new concept, the Harry Potter franchise managed to do it right, and I’m very excited about the fact that it’s back. From the wistful wand, to the ominous music and the fantastic beats, there is some very magical about how these movies are made. ...

November 18, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 154 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Sting

While I can’t say that this film aged very well, it’s fantastic in every other aspect. An old film set in an even older time makes for a very mature feel. while the supporting cast was weak, the lead actors were on point. An enticing plot, lack of superfluous scenes, and classic music makes for a timeless film.

October 28, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 58 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Kubo and the Two Strings

An original story with vibrant colors, beautiful animations and a soothing soundtrack that was a tad too cheesy and cliche to keep me engaged.

The Little Prince

A beautifully animated, fun, charming film that reminds you to appreciate the essential parts of life.

August 13, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 16 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Eye in the Sky

A very well balanced, thrilling, moral grappling film full of great acting and perfect cinematography.

Midnight Special

I saw this on a flight from SFO to YYZ and think this movie was a waste of time. We’re introduced to a bunch of characters we learn nothing about. There is little to no background on them, and absolutely no character development either. I felt disconnected from all of them and never seemed to care. The plot is dry and simple: get the kid with visions from point A to point B for no apparent reason. I never understood if he’s human or not? Is he the biological child of whom he calls mom and dad or is there more to the story? What is this other world and how is it connected to the one we live in? Why is it so important for him to join them? Many people lost there lives or freedom just so this kid can join others like him, and we never learn why. He doesn’t seem to even be a prophet or savior in any way, but just an individual that belongs to a different species, so why value his life moreso than ours? ...

Get a Job

Such a great cast, but the movie was just a random and incoherent collection of scenes that didn’t add up, had no plot, and just dissapointing overall.

Passengers

Two great actors, a lot of cool CG, a story with a lot of potential, but it just didn’t connect with the passangers viewing the film. Edit: I think this video is going to completely change how I remember this movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gksxu-yeWcU

Zootopia

A good film that Disney can add to its repertoire, but won’t have a grand impact on culture or filmmaking as a whole. It’s a classic Disney storyline in the sense that there was a hero, with dream, who faced hardships along the way, insert montage here, gets an opportunity, meets a villain which the hero later befriends, loses hope while everything seems bleak, only to have a happy ending where everything works out for everyone except for the bad guy who gets locked up behind bars. ...

Deadpool

Finally, a funny and cathartic superhero movie that addresses all of my pet peeves, and one that I don’t have to take too seriously. I get the satisfaction of awesome CGed fighting scenes, without all the cliche shit of “being a bigger man” and “doing the right thing.” The film is funny, hot, raw and extremely entertaining.

The Nice Guys

An original story line with two great actors, a solid supporting cast, and just entertaining overall.

Before Sunset

I’m so glad I only had to wait a couple months (until I got together with my friend) to watch this film rather than the 9 years real fans had to wait. It was definitely different, but still managed to capture the real essence of perhaps not love, but true connection and passion. It was so basic, so simple, and even awkward at times. The whole film is just an hour and a half long conversation between two people and feels as though it was shot in one scene. It was very quick paced, but nothing was really happening. Rather than an audience member watching someone tell a story, I felt like a stranger eavesdropping on a conversation two other people are having. ...

Before Sunrise

This movie is the epidemy of real life and reminds me of a story that could be written by Haruki Murakami. The realism and simplicity is what makes it so great. Romantic but readable. Awkward but relatable. Entertaining but slightly cringy. Full of awkward conversations and meaningless moments. Many situations where tipping or giving money is mandatory, but the lack of intention along with the obligation just makes it feel true. The awkward sexual tension that’s discussed twenty times throughout the day, and is as far from perfect as possible. ...

10 Cloverfield Lane

Very interesting film. Even though I saw Cloverfield when it first came out, I still found myself questioning whether this was a sequel to the same apocalyptic world where aliens invade earth; it’s worth noting that I did not watch the trailer and simply assumed the two films were related because of the name and the fact that they are both bad robot productions. Howard, a nice, psychotic, trained, prepared and absurd individual really made me feal uneasy throughout the whole thing. I really did feel like I was in Michelle’s shoes, which was probably the point. ...

Room

This movie was absolutely amazing and is joining the ranks of one of my all time favorite movies. Brie Larson and Jacob Tremblay put up a brilliant performance, with unmatched chemistry, in a story that reaches the innermost depths of our compassion. The writing, acting and cinematography ameliorate a bad situation into a touching story. From a tiny room where a mother and her son seem to live an uneasy and secluded, bu bear a very tight relationship, to a much larger world where opportunities have no limit but they can only hold on to each by a thin strand of hair. ...

WarGames

Some games you can plan on and on forever, while others you forget about and never open again. I can see the appeal this film may have had when it first came out, but it definitely did not stand the test of time. Cheesy acting, typical story, and doesn’t contribute any thoughtful lessons a post cold-war era. Would not recommend.

The Danish Girl

An unnerving film that created a sense of admiration, confusion, and unsettledness throughout. Lily felt real, but made me feel uncomfortable throughout. While Gerda was a thoughtful and genuine person that show care and empathy for others, Lily was tied up in her own world and did not deserve the support she had. It’s understandable that a struggle such as this will consume most of one’s energy, but it created a disconnect between the viewer and Lily. ...

February 28, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 103 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Don Jon

I watched this film a little while ago, but I’ll leave a review as this is something I don’t plan to rewatch. With a strong cast, and good acting, it felt like it was missing something. The characters had little depth, and hard to connect with. The concept was original but had very little to elaborate on.

The Intern

An earnest and gentle film that’s very pleasant to watch. It reminds you that regardless of how overwhelming life may sometimes be, it’s important to take a step back and appreciate both the people and things around you. It’s the type of film that makes you feel so warm inside, that you just want to go out and cheer up anyone who is feeling down. With De Niro and Hathaway in lead roles, I have nothing but good things to say about this movie. I absolutely loved it! ...

February 27, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 88 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Spotlight

A strong cast doing a true story justice in a well-directed film. “Newsroom” type shows and movies are at the top of my list, but this film was invigorating enough to keep me attentive the whole time.

Burn After Reading

A typical cohen brothers film that checks off all of the cohen checkboxes, yet not their best film to date. It felt a lot like argo, but some of the characters were lacking connection with their plot. I ended up watching this a second time before I had no recollection of what happened the first time. It was fascinating because as I was watching the film, I could start remembering that something is going to happen, or that someone is going to die, but I had no way of saying exactly who or how it’ll happen. The film was funny, enjoyable and entertaining, but trying to understand how my memory works was what I concentrated on most of the time. I felt as if I had watched it, but I couldn’t tell if it was a distant dream or a true memory. I had an extremely vague recollection of the characters, but couldn’t predict even one move. Watching this a second time really made me question how human memories work. ...

The Big Short

An amazingly strong cast, a collection of interesting intertwined subplots, along with the usage of cool tropes that break the fourth wall, all wrapped up in an educational film that’s very true to the book. This is one of the easiest 5 stars I’ve ever given.

January 23, 2016 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 46 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Goosebumps

A simple teen coming of age comedy with a few thrilling elements in there. Like the books, the target demographic for these films are definitely children, so I did find it corny, cheesy and even dull to some extent. However, the aspects of nostalgia coalesce with Jack Black’s sordid role made it fun to watch nonetheless.

Incredibles 2

The first film was more original, and I can’t quite say it was worth the wait, but it was a still an extremely fun, heartwarming, entertaining film nonethless. The Incredibles family is incredible, and Jack Jack is the best :)

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

This film had some of my favorite actors/celebs including Chloe, Selena, Seth and Zac. I very much enjoyed the first film. I often enjoy silly little films without a point just to have a laugh and feel good. Unfortunately, this film was just utterly pointless, not in the least beat funny, felt very fragmented and I couldn’t handle how idiotically (though it was just acting) everyone acted.

Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

A lesson from history and a candid look into who steve jobs really was. The film does a great job at portraying Steve’s identity in an unbiased manner through interviews of his family, friends and coworkers. Clips from the recent and distant past really show the mental hardships and conflicts he went through, as well as the impact he had on Apple and the tech sector as a whole. I felt that he was never sure in what he was doing, and I can’t say with confidence whether he was a good or bad man, but he was definitely a character from whom we can take away some lessons. While a lot of the achievements that are often associated with him were primarily the work of others, I would argue that he was a key catalyst in making it all happen, and for that, he has earned my respect. ...

The Cobbler

A movie with a very interesting and unique premise. The full potential of this movie definitely was not realized, but it was nonetheless fun, entertaining and felt very genuine. Adam Sandler did a great job, showing he could do more than just basic comedy. I think the low ratings are very likely a result of herd mentality and many Adam Sandler haters, whoa re just going to hate.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I started watching it because I felt obligated to, but I finished watching it because it was hi-la-rio-us. It’s mindblowing as to how well this film has aged, and how it is still an extremely entertaining and original film for people of old ages in 2015. It is a masterpiece today, so I really can’t comprehend how ahead of it’s time it was when it first came out. MUST MUST MUST WATCH! ...

December 26, 2015 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 72 words · Rotten Tomatoes

We Are Your Friends

A passionate performance by Zac Efron in a very endearing film that plays by the rules but dares to go beyond traditional expectations. A great film to watch when you want to sit back and relax. Very fun, very entertaining, along with a soundtrack that resonates with your pulse. It’s very true to the reality that many millennials are facing, and does a great job at depicting individual’s dreams.

Jurassic World

Not much of a thoughtful plot, but a very thrilling, exciting and great looking movie that was willing to push the boundaries of how morbid a film like this could be. The characters were very slightly cliche, but the lack of comedy and sense of seriousness was very well justified.

Ant-Man

Another marvel movie that’s worth watching.

Inglourious Basterds

Olshansky was too lazy to write a review for this one…

October 31, 2015 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Pixels

I watched this movie over three different sessions, and was in no rush to get back to it. Three actors I love, a really hot chick, a silly situation and really cheesy phrase makes for a mediocre past time but not a great film. The graphics were pretty cool and original but the premise of the movie just was not up too par. Granted, I think this is targeted at kids, much younger than myself, ...

The Fountain

A very simple and widely reiterated message of acceptance delivered in an original and authentic medium. The symbolism in this film is a little bit excessive and was poorly organized, but intriguing nonetheless. It leaves you in a state of thoughtfulness and reflection, which is a quality in feels I seek endlessly and adore.

Dope

As stupid as this is going to sound, I think it’s the best way to describe this film: A movie from the hood meant for white people. It had a lot of fun and quirky elements, intertwined through a pretty dark central plot. The cast and acting is great and very appropriate for the film. At times, I was impressed by how varied the filming styles were between the different scenes. There were interesting “rewind” elements, and the protagonist unexpectedly broke the 4th dimension at some point. Another interesting factor was how brightly lit all the scenes were, even when the mood was darkened. Definitely worth a watch. ...

The Martian

A funny, easy-going, beautiful exciting film, cut of any superfluous details, while still having a lot of content that’ll leave you very satisfied.

Hitch

A fun and entertaining comedy romance that contains all the right elements and checks off all the appropriate boxes. Though very predictable, and a little underwhelming, the great case makes it worth watching.

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Friendship, love, caring for someone, or whatever it is you want to call it manifests and realizes itself in many different ways. “Me And Earl And The Dying Girl” captures true empathy with mordant charm, a fresh and heartwarming cast, engulfed in real chemistry and meticulous camera work. A gem for the ages.

September 23, 2015 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 53 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Aloha

The plot is a little confusing and tries to do too much with little knowledge into the character’s background. However, a strong cast takes a poor script a long way, and that’s what happened here. If there is any reason to watch this film, it’s just to see Emma Stone, Bradley Cooper, and Rachel McAdams having fun in Hawaii.

September 12, 2015 · ⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 59 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Citizenfour

It is amazing that the footage shown in this film is amazing. You can watch the events surrounding the NSA and Snowden unfold as they were happening; barely cut or unedited. However, there is very little this film taught me that I did not already know, and there are a lot of missing pieces both before and after the immediate events surrounding Snowden. Aside from delivering Snowden’s fascinating calmness and and well contained composure, this film felt very empty. ...

The 5th Wave

It’s hard for me to rate this movie anything less than a 4/5 being the huge Chloe Grace Moretz fan I am. It was great to see her in action, taking a lead on the big screen again. In my opinion, she carried the movie. It was nothing short of another Maze Runner / Hunger Games type movie targeted at teens in dystopian end-of-the-world type situations, but Chloe’s great acting, narration and fighting skills are all I needed to be satisfied. ...

Zoolander

Superficial satire, silly humour, and a myriad of timeless jokes will make just about anyone laugh.

Straight Outta Compton

Good directing, Great acting. Very energetic, informative, and real biopic that did everything right.

The Age of Adaline

Embedded with excessive symbolism and unnecessary scientific terminology, age of adeline is a very quaint, endearing, heart-warming film, that fills your heart with joy, but probably won’t stand the test of time.

Before Midnight

Another beautiful movie in a very moving series. This film had a very similar tone to the others. All three movies are composed of very few long shots. I think this one could be boiled down to less than half a dozen scenes in total, where every one tells a completely different story and shows a different side of these lovable characters. The scene where they were driving just shows a couple that’s been together for a little while having fun, driving around, reminiscing, and just enjoying the moment. The scene where Jesse discusses his idea for the next book gives a look into what kind of person he is and what he does for a living. It only took two decades, but we see how an individual’s career is ever changing and doesn’t have predetermine achievable milestones. The lunch table scene was probably my favorite. It was a conversation that touched on physical attraction, emotional connection, young love, loved that transcends death, the rise of AI in computing technology, literature and so much more. Set in a beautiful atmosphere where I would love to spend a summer, it was a group of individuals I would have loved to dine with. The scene where they walked through the city gave me hope. It showed that relationships aren’t so bad if you put a bit of effort into them. However, the last scene ruined it all. It was tough to watch and hit really close to home, where a lot of the debates are ones I’ve seen myself growing up. ...

August 15, 2015 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 3 min · 446 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Groundhog Day

A classic endearing, heartwarming film, filled with jokes that last a lifetime, and feels like it hasn’t even aged a day.

No Country for Old Men

While I do believe that this is a must watch Coen brothers film, the message behind the premise flew over my head. This film definitely requires a lot of concentration, reflection, and thought. I highly recommend to google around and read some posts that analyze this movie, because there is so much more than meets the eye.

Frequencies

Though the movie’s low budget is quite evident, and the acting is only mediocre, the storytelling, along with the story itself is blissfully ominous. The film is quite original and extremely ambitious, for which I applaud it.

The Congress

In a world where virtual and augmented reality is still in its infancy, this film is a dystopian allegory challenging the ethics of just how far we’re willing to go for eternal happiness and entertainment when we can deal with the hardships of life. I was a little confused about the ending, but highly recommend the explanation detailed here: http://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/28407/what-happens-at-the-end-of-the-congress/28486#28486?newreg=cdcafdc9da4948788342057b7a6ae6db

Time Lapse

Dark and dreary, yet also very thrilling as the unsettling events of the future unfold. A very original take on time travel, where a window into the future shows that not all that glitters is gold. The limited number of characters, and the minimal changes in setting give the film a very play-esque feel, proving that you don’t need a huge budget and fancy CG when the underlying story is phenomenal. ...

Jobs

While this film does not capture everything Jobs was, nor everything he had done, it manages to sum up and deliver what was the core of his essence and his drive. While I can’t speak for the historic accuracy, and one cannot expect the film to detail everything the book had, this film is nonetheless interesting, entertaining, and nonetheless inspiring!

Get Hard

A funny, entertaining, worthwhile film to watch when you’re down to just lay back, relax, and have a few laughs.

Inside Out

It’s hard not to love this movie. All of Pixar’s movies are very good, but this one in particular really stands out. It is an original, beautiful, fun movie that takes you on an emotional rollercoaster. While the main demographic this movie is targeted at are kids, adults will get just as much, if not more, out of watching it. Life is not all joy and happiness, and nothing sticks around forever. This movie reminds us that we should cherish every moment, keep our loved ones close, and always make the most out of change even though the future may sometimes seem bleak. ...

The Good Dinosaur

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Parallels

Looking into the history behind the writing/producing/directing of this film, one quickly finds out that it was designed to be a pilot for a new TV series, and for that, it would have received 5 stars! A great new cast, with a concept that has a ton of potential, raising so many questions that you become immediately hooked! However, as a standalone film, it was very dissatisfying and I would not recommend watching it because it leaves you craving for something that will never get satisfied. ...

Jurassic Park

For a film that came out more than two decades ago, the special effects did not disappoint. It was original, funk, and a little quirky. By appealing to a phase in one’s life that everyone goes through, the park takes you on a thrilling ride showing you the consequences of what could happen if your dreams come true.

Trainwreck

A chick flick worth watching. The plot doesn’t deviate much from traditional romcoms, but it has very likeable characters and a lot of good jokes. I’ve also got to give it to Lebron James for an amazing performance that I didn’t see coming.

Hot Tub Time Machine 2

If the first film is anything to go off of, this is pretty forgettable and not very noteworthy, but still a fun film to watch with some friends.

Kingsman: The Secret Service

It’s not quite a comedy, not quite a drama, and not quite a spy movie, but an engrossing mishmash of all three. It’s a delightfully original film that’ll satisfy your cravings when you just can’t decide what to watch.

American History X

Edward Norton and Edward Furlong provide an amazing performance, accompanied by a gripping narrative that tackles some very deep sociological troubles. Kaye manages to show a very objective view of multiple sides to the same story without a biased preference. The film did not feel like there was any part missing, nor was there anything unnecessarily excessive.

Blade Runner

The film was off to a very good start, but kind of lost track and meaning as some characters went crazy and the plot divulged into many different threads. Deckard is a replicant, we get it. This film must have been impressive for its day, but it did not stand the test of time in the age of Westworld.

Tomorrowland

A great idea with a class A actor, though having a lot of potential, will not push the boundaries of films today for a brighter tomorrow.

The Boy Next Door

The only reason I watched this movie is because I was interested in seeing Jennifer Lopez in action, and that’s what I got. While the cast is not necessarily top of the line, I think it was very on par, and right along the lines of what you would expect. The film was dark, and surprisingly original thanks to the inordinate characters. Though it cannot compare to blockbusters with a list actors, it was entertaining, sexy, fun and a good “it’s 2am and I want to watch a movie while paying little attention” kind of movie. ...

The Gambler

Mark Wahlberg put on a great poker face to really transcend the ambiance of a true gambler’s life. However, all the other relationships and characters in the film felt rushed, incomplete, ephemeral. Though they were only introduced to support the main character, I would have been interested in seeing a more involved relationship. The film also failed to create the suspenseful atmosphere it so obviously aspired for because it was too easy to tell whether Jim was going to hit the jackpot or roll snake eyes. ...

Taken 3

While it still pales to the first film because the novelty of Bryan Mill’s astounding character is wearing off, I’ve got to say that it’s a step up from the second. Taken 3 gave me more of what I wanted and even managed to surprise me a couple times along the way. A high-paced escape sequence, followed by a lot of sadness and an obligatory threat, finished off by a rube goldberg-like plan that’s bound to fail, all accompanied by frantic camera angle changes are all I was expecting, and all I had taken away. ...

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

While this movie did age very well, and watching it has been long overdue, I can’t say it impressed me by today’s standards. In a class good vs evil conflict, a few unrelated characters emerge, settle their differences, and kill of the bad guys. Throw in some comic relief, a hint of romance, and you’ve got yourself a film. There was very little background or development to any of the characters, and it was just a very superficial film devoid of any real feeling or emotion. That being said, I presume it must have been revolutionary when it came out. ...

Dallas Buyers Club

An inspiring, moving, but managing to remain far astray from mawkish, this film shows the story of how one man’s circumstances change their approach and view of the world. Matthew McConaughey method of acting how this role was undoubtedly perfect.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Interspersed with some exciting action scenes, and some very luring story telling, an overly complicated plot, presented in an unnecessarily convoluted way, made this movie only adequate give the cast on board.

Ted 2

A stale movie overall with some very funny bits that made me laugh out loud. Overall, it feels like an elongated episode of family guy, so take that as you will. If you are in the mood for a simple, silly film that requires minimal thought, this is right up your ally.

The Stanford Prison Experiment

A great movie that depicts a historical event very accurately. The cast was very strong and well selected. All the actors did a great job at fitting and playing their roles. My only issue is that it feels like it was cut a little short. However, seeing how that’s my lack of satisfaction with the historical accounts rather than the film itself, I can’t really complain.

Chappie

A familiar concept that has been revisited in numerous films in the past couple years, including District 9, Ex Machina, Her, and Transcendence just to name a few. While Chappie is very likable, childlike robot that has you rotting for him from the start, this film does not stand well against the competition. In an age where the smarter-than-human-AI-life-form is very ubiquitous, this film fails to challenge any core beliefs, provoke any new thought, and only serves to entertain. ...

The Boxtrolls

An overly simple storyline filmed in a very creative with somewhat bizarre characters.

Snowpiercer

Olshansky was too lazy to write a review for this one…

Foxcatcher

“A pensive and unsettling film that defies genre description and keeps you wondering just what the heck sort of film you’re watching.” MaryAnn Johanson

February 21, 2015 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 24 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Nightcrawler

A deranged, brilliant, crazy, passionate, creepy and enthusiastic character leers you in and captivates your attention as you wonder whether you should cheer him on or back away. Portraying many of societies most despicable features, this film both enthralls and entertains.

February 14, 2015 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 41 words · Rotten Tomatoes

True Story

A madman and a fanatic meet and entangle their lives in a web of lies, truths, stories, experiences and alliteration. Jonah Hill and James Franco never disappoint as they really carry the lives and memories or the roles they play, but the story they enacted was weak and was missing a strand of empathy that the viewer could hang onto.

Whiplash

The dynamics between Teller and Simmons spiral out of control, but the story just remains too repetitive. The girlfriend subplot made the message loud and clear, but really just felt like a message. A car crash? Why not, that’ll send another message. Though this is a really great film, it was a little underdeveloped.

Primal Fear

I was very surprised that as an avid movie watcher I missed out on one of these instant classics over all these years. Primal fear is a movie that stands the test of time, like many other Edward Norton films. I was puzzled, confused and kept questioning myself throughout the whole film rather than just sitting back and relaxing, and was astonished by how events culminated. Definitely a must watch. ...

January 19, 2015 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 70 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Judge

Good actors putting on a great performance in a nice neighborhood doing nothing out of the ordinary.

The Drop

Enveloped in a dreary atmosphere, you watch the mysteries of a simple man unfold but not necessarily surprise. Though this film was entertaining overall, there was an unfilled void in the plot that left me dissatisfied.

Finding Neverland

Taking a step back from reality, this film reminds you that one can dream regardless of how old one is. It is important to take certain things seriously, but there should always be some leeway to deviate from reality.

Magic in the Moonlight

Olshansky was too lazy to write a review for this one…

December 28, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

8 Mile

This film felt a really short and empty, with a few tropes which were obviously enforced for the purposes of having a successful mainstream blockbuster. That being said, you could tell Eminem was reliving a part of his past, the story it told was real, and the battles were just straight out dope.

Wreck-It Ralph

A very fun, original film with some very impressive breathtaking scenes. Though I very much enjoyed it, there was something missing that I couldn’t put my finger on. The film didn’t leave me feeling anything or wanting more once I finished watching it.

Indie Game: The Movie

You are never truly aware of what happens behind the scenes until you get a deeper look into the lives of the indie game developers. Definitely a must watch for any developers, gamers, or just about anyone else.

December 6, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 38 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

A surprisingly refreshing storyline that is both allusive but still hard to anticipate, presented in a poignant and vivid world made possible by motion capture. Unlike anything I’ve seen before.

Predestination

A poignant love(?) story interspersed with action and confusion, causing you to continuously vacillate between any predictions you may have made along the way. Exploring transgender implications amok temporal paradoxes, this film keeps you hanging on a thin thread from the abyss of complete disorientation, and culminates with a very satisfying revelation. Brilliant performances by both Ethan Hawke and Sarah Snook!

November 29, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 61 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Guardians of the Galaxy

A cheesy plot with several misfit characters bunching up together to save the galaxy while making cringing jokes does not make a good film if you throw enough CGI at it. Though there were a few funny moments, and some cool looking scenes, this film was not thought provoking, nor was it emotional, and even bordered on boring at some of the most climactic moments. Very disappointed.

Pitch Perfect

The musical arrangements and choreographed dancing were right on point. The film was really fun, and achieved exactly what it set out to do. It embraced all of its potential flaws and cliche aspects to come out strong, and if I dare say it, pitch perfect.

November 20, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 46 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Fury

Furious with rage, sadness, as well as both physical and mental conflict, this film shows the harsh reality of real war where mercy is nonexistent.

Edge of Tomorrow

An epic, smart, thrilling film that highlights what Tom Cruises’s strongest qualities as an actor, with an ending that’ll blow your mind once it hits you.

November 15, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 26 words · Rotten Tomatoes

A Most Wanted Man

A most wanted man shows that less is more. For a 2 hour long film, there weren’t that many action scenes, and I would say that the dialog was kept to a minimum. It is the sense of fear and threat, accompanies by the ambient realism that made it what it was. No tricks, no fancy explosions, no unnecessary suspense, but just the view of a bystander looking at a most wanted man. ...

November 15, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 73 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Divergent Series: Insurgent

Very weak. While I did not expect the second book of a trilogy to be the pinnacle of the plot or have zeal that’ll exceed my expectations, I did have expectations. Great arial shots and fancy action scenes do not compensate for mediocre acting, and stagnant characters that just prolong the story line to increase box office revenues.

The Interview

A silly and fun movie in typical Seth Rogen and James Franco fashion. Definitely worth a watch if you just watch to relax for an evening but still watch an original entertaining screenplay.

The Theory of Everything

This film evokes a state of ambivalence somewhere between utter sympathy and deep respect. A brilliant performance beginning you to choose where you see a brilliant mind trapped in a crippled body or a clever flamboyant young man with jocular manners.

Gone Girl

A mood-swing inducing , fascinating thriller that had my thoughts and emotions conflict on every step. I kept questioning what the real truth is and whom I should feel remorseful for until all the events had unfolded. And even after the film had ended, one can’t stop thinking about what comes next.

November 6, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 52 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Imitation Game

A quirky and eccentric collection of characters, played by a great set of actors, led by an inspiring story that feels stripped and dismantled of authenticity and detail, leads to a film it slightly disappointing but worth watching.

Interstellar

Amazing! Suspenseful, emotional, exciting, surprising. A movie with a great message, a great plot, breathtaking graphics and a very interesting take on the aspects of science that are still a mystery to us. A great job by everyone in this film. Would not change a thing. 07/16/2018 There aren’t many movies I watch twice, and there aren’t many movies that blow my mind, but this is it!

November 2, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 67 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Trainspotting

I thought this movie came out in the mid-200s, and was extremely surprised that’s is from 1996, just showing how well it aged. The actors in this film are, in my opinion, phenomenal! The hardships, the friendship, the pain, the happiness are felt extremely real and candid, almost as if the actors themselves had to go through the same circumstances in their own lives. While the film does contain cliche “get the girl” or “get in a fight” like elements, it definitely breaks the traditional cookie cutter boundaries we are used to, and that’s what makes it great. ...

October 31, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 109 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Ex Machina

A very thought provoking film that had me question every element of the story on every single step. Who is actually the robot? Who is not? Who is being tested? Who is actually on top. To quote Nathan, the ending was “fucking unreal”. There have been plenty of movies that challenge the potentiality of human kind’s demise if AI were successful, but this was the first that really made me fear it. It was so subtle, so unexpected, so fucking unreal… While it was a little slow, and a little jumpy at times, it was ultimately the lack of coherence between different scenes, and the lack of insight into the characters that was also it’s virtue. ...

Sex Tape

A film that was probably more fun to make than it was to watch, but seeing have fun is a good way to make one laugh and improve their mood. This what the goal in the movie, and it achieved it well.

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Don’t have much to say other than: Bravo!

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Perhaps a tad long, but definitely fulfills one’s craving for a great looking, action-packed, fierce, exciting avengers film.

Big Hero 6

A mischievous genius child, turned into a forlorn teenager, goes on a revenge quest, with his soft, humble guileless sidekick by his side, to learn a life changing lesson. With a fresh set of characters, in a cool modern city, accompanied by invigorating visuals, this film stands to entertain audience of all ages.

October 21, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 53 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Maze Runner

Felt like a less interesting version of the hunger games. Some of the cinematic shots looked a little fake, and felt like they were “trying to hard.” Though I was relieved that the plot had more than meets the eye, the story is very ambitious and tried to do much. That being said, it is right on point to satisfy the target demographic: teens.

The Usual Suspects

Brilliant, but a little too easy to figure out for my tastes.

October 4, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 12 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Transformers. Explosions. A predictable story. Mark Wahlberg. That is all.

There Will Be Blood

Though the film felt slow at some points, and though I did feel that character depth was lacking in favour of the greater theme, it was still very captivating. There will be blood lives up to it’s name up until the moment that it’s finished, showing that there is no such thing as a resolution to a conflict between two people, but only a temporary compromise that two parties agree for as long as it benefits both of them. ...

September 13, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 79 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Neighbors

It’s a Seth Rogan and Zac Efron movie. You get exactly what you sign up for.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

A typical Marvel movie satisfying all the criteria you’d expect it to.

Serenity

A great way to wrap up the series. Though the film was entertaining, and the characters were as intriguing as always, I felt that it lacked some sort of edge that would set it apart from other cliches.

Annie Hall

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August 31, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Though the plot does provide minimal intrigue and lacks surprises, the beauty of this film lies in the special effects, captivating cinematography, and the iconic humor that comes with the amazing Spider-Man.

Divergent

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If I Stay

The characters were very one dimensional, and the plot felt very hollow. Though this film was full of cliches, it still managed to go beyond what one would expect. This was not one of Chloe’s strongest performances, but still satisfied my Chloe quota for the day.

Real Steel

A very fun and entertaining movie with amazing visual effects. It is on the verge of being cheesy, but manages to avoid crossing that line. Great acting and chemistry between all the main actors. Can’t wait for the sequel to come out!

The Grand Budapest Hotel

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The Conjuring

A truly suspenseful horror film that does everything right.

I, Frankenstein

I felt like this movie was missing an extra hour of content. But if that hour was included, I’m not sure I would’ve lasted till the end.

Oculus

A great psychological thriller achieving a lot of suspense, doubt and fear throughout the movie.

The Machine

They tried to put a lot of meaning into the abyss emptiness of a machine.

Delivery Man

Not sure if this was just a simple heart warming movie, or a very good ad for sperm donation.

Gravity

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RoboCop

The movie was pretty cool in some aspects, but lacked compassion from the actors because I never felt like there was any real conflict.

Blue Ruin

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Non-Stop

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Catch Me if You Can

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The Fighter

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The Town

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Pan's Labyrinth

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Frequency

Not one of the best known time travel movies, but it touches on all the points it needs to, and it does so very well!

Safety Not Guaranteed

Beautiful and touching.

Project Almanac

As a time travel movie buff, I couldn’t skip over this one albeit the low ratings. A very cool concept, with a pretty common spin on time travel paradoxes, an intertwined love story, and not one, but two hot chicks! Overall, it was pretty entertaining and requires very little thought, but there isn’t much else to say.

Midnight in Paris

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In Fear

“In Fear” is a good way to describe how I felt while watching this film.

Boyhood

Though I am usually a fan of films like this, I found that this film was overhyped and overrated because of the novelty of it being filmed over a 12 year period. The film editing was poor, the acting was mediocre, and the story was very plain, almost abrupt at various spots as the jumps in time felt unexpected and not very well transitioned. If different similar looking actors were used to play the part of the main character at various ages, I don’t think this movie would have received any attention. A simple gimmick is not enough to tell a good story. ...

Pompeii

Stunning visuals, testosterone-driven gladiator scenes, and a cheesy 9 lives type of love story put together for a film that is worth watching.

Vampire Academy

Cliche acting. Typical storyline. Vampires that don’t sparkle. Still mildly entertaining.

That Awkward Moment

The chemistry in the crew showed obvious evidence that they all enjoyed filming this film, which is all that is necessary to resonate with the audience.

Veronica Mars

Kind of like watching your best friend meet his childhood friends and hear nothing but inside jokes for the rest of the day. That being said, you find out that your best friend’s childhood friends are actually pretty cool and you become entrapped in their past and present.

X-Men: Days of Future Past

A solid, cheesy, beautiful, cliche, entertaining x-men film.

How to Train Your Dragon 2

The prequel to this movie was a heart felt, original, story that introduced you to a whole new world. While this film did bring you back into the same immersive world of dragons, handling the level of cheesiness in some parts made you cringe a little.

How to Train Your Dragon

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Transcendence

This film tried to tackle an increasingly sensitive subject, and for that reason I believe it was critiqued more harshly than it should. Given the cast and the available funding, it definitely could have done more. However, it was unique and beautiful in it’s own way, and while the movie itself was not transcendent, the thoughts and messages it transcribed were.

Frozen

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

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February 14, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Upstream Color

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About Time

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January 10, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Her

This movie may have been ahead of its time 20 years ago, but in 2013, in entertained an idea that is no so out of this world. While I have no complaints about the acting, the plot-line lacked surprises, and in turn, lacked excitement.

50 First Dates

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(500) Days of Summer

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January 5, 2014 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

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Closed Circuit

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This Is the End

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Paranoia

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The Family

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Prisoners

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The Hangover Part III

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Kick-Ass 2

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December 20, 2013 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Wolverine

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The Wolf of Wall Street

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December 11, 2013 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Hercules

The rock was jacked: check. Nice concept on the hole hercules was just a plain mortal: check. My favorite model (Barbara Palvin) made a short 1 second appearance: check. Big fighting scene: Meh, it’s 2014, I expected more. I think that was all.

Godzilla

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Let the Right One In

One of my favourite films to date.

Ip Man

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Good Will Hunting

A timeless classic. An extremely strong cast (Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Robin Williams just to name a few) who create world of compassion, affection and such candid emotion that it feels unreal. There were points when I just wanted to jump in and give the characters a hug myself. The plot was perfect. There are films where the protagonist’s dark background or the or the parallel love story are superfluous, and were added out of sheer necessaity to meet a film’s equivalent of the “Hamburger model”. However, every scene in this film had a very good reason for being part of the film, and every character had a reason for being there, regardless of how major or minor. ...

December 5, 2013 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 131 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Everything Must Go

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Man of Steel

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Monsters, Inc.

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Monsters University

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Captain Phillips

Solid start, emotional ending, and a lot of filler in between that left me unengaged, and even bored to some extent.

Troy

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September 13, 2013 · ⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

World War Z

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Now You See Me

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Side Effects

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Contagion

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Oblivion

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Warm Bodies

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Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Not a movie one should have any expectations for but still a fun watch on a Saturday night with some friends.

The Machinist

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Into the Wild

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The Incredibles

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Office Space

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Snatch

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The Great Gatsby

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Iron Man 3

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The Prestige

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Gangster Squad

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The Host

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Silver Linings Playbook

An emptional film, showing that the realisation of what tears people apart can be the sanity that brings others together, played by meticulously chosen actors to fit their roles best

Mr. Nobody

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February 19, 2013 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Argo

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February 18, 2013 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Killers

Not sure why I watched the whole movie.

The Jacket

Makes you question, wonder and ultimately gives you no answers. Though the budget was a little short, the acting defied reality, like it should.

Moonrise Kingdom

Just made me feel good inside.

Prometheus

Though its common for movies of this genre to have unanswered questions towards the end, here they conflict with the actual plot as opposed to just having the viewer ponder in mystery. There was also little reason to most of the characters in this movie and while they were indeed present, their depth was as flat as the main message this movie tried to bring across. However, a beautiful movie film seen from a creative point of view is worth a watch regardless. ...

The Departed

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December 8, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Inception

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December 8, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Shutter Island

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Django Unchained

It’s nice to see an original movie once in a while.

December 8, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

A lot like watching a flower grow. It’s beautiful, but takes too long.

Skyfall

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December 8, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Looper

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December 8, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Ted

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12 Monkeys

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September 26, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Primer

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September 26, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Professional

One of my all-time favorite movies. No crazy gadgets, or 10 minute fighting sequences. No unrealistic evil villains with superficial car chase scenes. It is a complex, realistic, down to earth entanglement of emotions of a despondent girl and a man doing his job while trying not to get too attached. It’s the realism and truth behind that movie that makes it the classic that it is. Make sure to pick up the director’s cut when you do decide to watch this movie! ...

September 19, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 83 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Napoleon Dynamite

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Titanic

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September 9, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Incredible Hulk

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Thor

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Captain America: The First Avenger

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Iron Man 2

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Iron Man

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September 9, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Marvel's the Avengers

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American Psycho

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September 9, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Son of the Mask

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The Mask

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The Last Airbender

A kids movie that felt like a middle school play throughout. Their is no depth to the characters and their is nothing to the story aside aside from the blatantly obvious. Graphic effects look cheap but nonetheless, I found the film somewhat entertaining.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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August 29, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

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Back to the Future Part III

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Back to the Future Part II

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Back to the Future

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X-Men: First Class

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August 29, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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Kick-Ass

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Hugo

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Project X

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Star Trek

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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Great movie filled with unexpected plot twists hovering around an interesting mystery. Characters are not very generic making their intersection in the story so much more appealing.

In Time

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The Help

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Half Nelson

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The Dark Knight Rises

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The Dark Knight

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Batman Begins

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August 29, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

American Reunion

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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Relatively predictable but still very exhilarating.

Another Earth

A very slow yet moving film with amateurish cinematography and acting. The movie drags on for the majority of the time but is dispersed with very engaging scenes throughout holding me back from drifting away into empty space. The concept is very interesting and I am very pleased with the fact that the ending provides undebatable closure to the story. Definitely worth a watch if you have the time and patience. ...

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Extremely simple & Incredibly plain. The absence of the emotional connection between the characters was very blunt and so I was never really drawn into the movie.

50/50

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Moneyball

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Disturbia

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Source Code

Really enjoyed the fact that this movie went beyond the standard time-travel plot and offered a creative story that went beyond what I expected after seeing the trailer.

The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations

The Butterfly Effect series should not have gone past the first film. This movie was horrid, unstinting and unnecessary.

The Butterfly Effect 2

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The Butterfly Effect

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Limitless

A short fast paced film that is limited to the camera’s lens and does not offer much outside of the plot itself. Regardless of the lack of brain activity required to watch this film or the disappointing ending, it is still very entertaining and definitely worth a watch.

Blue Valentine

Very emotional movie that appeals to a very specific set of audience and was a little slow for my taste.

The Time Traveler's Wife

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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The Notebook

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August 27, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Vow

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The Expendables

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The Hunger Games

A great set of actors portraying complex characters, preceded by a couple great films, does not grant this part 1 (the “set-up”) of the last book to take a step back and just roll on the screen. As a fan of the book series and the first two films, I’ve got to say that there was passion, excitement and a sense of realism in this one. As hard as it to say, I think Jennifer tried too hard… ...

Chronicle

Very powerful and original film. Love the cinematography and special effects. A superhero experience for the common Joe. This is the epitome of a low budget, original, sci-fi, with not very well known actors film that other directors should strive for.

Donnie Darko

A dark, illusive and stunning film.

Friends With Benefits

A very fun to-the-point enjoyable movie. The main duo definitely had a lot of fun making this film and it shows.

Horrible Bosses

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Bridesmaids

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The Bourne Legacy

An unnecessary addition to the Bourne trilogy. Introducing a parallel timeline is a cool concept but would only be enticing if it actually linked to the original plot. The movie left me with an empty unfinished feeling.

The Bourne Supremacy

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The Bourne Identity

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August 26, 2012 · ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 · 1 min · 11 words · Rotten Tomatoes

The Bourne Ultimatum

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A Lonely Place to Die

I couldn’t really connect with the characters from the start so when the climax came around I just wasn’t very engaged.

The Five-Year Engagement

Very predictable and a little long yet still entertaining thanks to the awesome actors.

The Expendables 2

Good variety in action scenes with little repetition. Very fun, action-filled giving you exactly what you paid your money for.

The Cabin in the Woods

Funny, semi-original, suspensful and full of awesome clichà (C)s.